GlitchDog was designed for the internet’s top hot dog influencer. The design takes an American classic, gives it sneakers, attitude, and a catastrophic signal failure, then catches it mid-dab while the rest of the internet tries to keep up. Loud, ridiculous, and instantly recognizable, it is vintage meme energy dragged through a digital malfunction and rebuilt as GlitchMeme luxury.

The oversized relaxed fit and dropped shoulders give the shirt a deliberate streetwear silhouette that works on its own or layered. Dense 7.5 oz USA spun cotton gives it real structure while staying breathable enough for everyday wear. A 16 singles yarn count creates a smooth surface that keeps the artwork crisp, while shoulder to shoulder neck tape, reinforced seams, double needle stitching, and quarter turned construction help the garment maintain its shape over time. Solid colorways use 100% USA spun cotton, with select heather and charcoal variations using blended fibers.

Product features

100% USA spun cotton on solid colorways
Luxury 7.5 oz / 245 to 255 GSM fabric
Oversized relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
Dense 16 singles construction
Shoulder to shoulder neck tape
Double needle stitched collar and hems
Quarter turned construction to reduce center creasing
Sizes S through 7XL
Select heather and charcoal colorways use blended fibers
Structured feel designed to hold its shape

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, maximum 30C / 90F
Use non chlorine bleach only when needed
Tumble dry with no heat
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

GlitchDog

GlitchDog Luxury Tee – Vintage Glitch Meme