GlitchTard is what happens when the glitch stops pretending to be subtle. This retard meme shirt turns one of the web’s most recognizable vacant stares into a full system failure, framed by the square tool that somehow became the final boss of bad decisions. Built as GlitchMeme’s everyday luxury entry point, the oversized tee delivers a relaxed shape, clean weight, and internet-damaged attitude in a piece made for constant rotation.

Cut from 100% cotton at a substantial 250 GSM, it balances structure with breathable comfort. The oversized silhouette, dropped shoulders, and round neckline create an easy streetwear drape without feeling disposable or ordinary. Available in black and white from S through 5XL, it is casual enough for every day and deliberate enough to stand on its own. Modeled by the man responsible, because some products demand accountability.

Product Features

100% cotton
250 GSM / 7.4 oz fabric weight
Oversized relaxed fit
Drop-shoulder construction
Round crew neckline
Short sleeves
Moderate structure and breathable comfort
Available in Black and White
Sizes S through 5XL

Care Instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature and avoid direct contact with the artwork
Do not dry clean

Size Guide

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL		5XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	27.17	69	27.95	71	28.74	73	29.53	75	30.71	78	31.89	81	33.07	84	34.25	87
Shoulder	16.93	43	18.50	47	20.08	51	22.05	56	24.02	61	25.98	66	27.95	71	29.53	75
Chest	17.72	45	19.69	50	21.65	55	23.62	60	25.59	65	27.56	70	29.53	75	31.50	80
Sleeve length	7.09	18	7.48	19	7.87	20	8.27	21	8.66	22	9.06	23	9.45	24	9.84	25

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